What day is it? Tuesday? No, Wednesday! I'm right, aren't I? Tell me I'm right!

Jet lag is suspiciously like a bad regeneration. I am not entirely sure who I am, when I am or what year it is.

One thing I am certain of, though: MY MOTHER IN LAW SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE INTERNETAnother thing I am certain of: ROSE IS HERE! :D :D :D :D :D :D ( Read more... )

HELP. LOCKED IN FREEZER WITH JACKIE. THE WAITERS ARE ALL GRAPTARS. I WAS JUST CONFRONTING THEM ABOUT THE DODGY FOOD WHEN JACKIE APPEARED AND MESSED IT ALL UP.

BUT GET ME OUT OF HERE FIRST. WE MIGHT HAVE TO HUDDLE FOR WARMTH. AND I ALREADY ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED HER *COUGH*BUM*COUGH* TRYING TO ESCAPE.

How, exactly, does one get rid of a mother-in-law ( Read more... )

We have to leave to go to Jackie's in about an hour.

I can't help but feel a general sense of foreboding. I'm trying to work out whether that's just dinner tonight, or whether it means someone's going to try to take over the world. Three guesses as to which one I'd prefer...I think I'm going to spend my time doing some of the terribly boring desk ( Read more... )

The GoodI continue to get better! :D I also get to cuddle Rose a lot, which is normal for our marriage, but definitely something good so it should go here ( Read more... )

They let me leave the hospital this morning. Dr Martha Jones-Milligan still thinks I'm a bit odd, since I knew a bit too much about her without being told, but she let me go. She did say she'll want to see me again to check up on me, but I suppose that's to be expected ( Read more... )

jacqueline_t HAS FRIENDED ME.

I AM MOVING TO SWITZERLAND CHINA THE MOON NEW EARTH TOMORROW. FOR SAFETY.

In less terrifying news, super_ginger exists ( Read more... )

The cat arrived safely back from the Flongfling dimension! Lovely. I knew that if I left some catnip in the tulip garden, the problem would sort itself out.

Rose and I had dinner at the Tylers. Rose thinks it was a bit of a disaster, but it wasn't that bad. All I did was ask Jackie if she was expecting another child. (Honestly, I've no idea why ( Read more... )

Rose is still in bed. Which leaves me to potter around the flat and eat biscuits.

It also means I have to answer the phone. This is more traumatic than it should be, because Jackie called.

Me: Hello, Tyler residence! {Is generally polite, cheerful and welcoming, as always is when answering the phone.}
Mother-in-law-from-hell: Hello, sweetheart.
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